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8 Valves of glory wrote: Funnelman wrote: Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
me too His so stupid he repeat a joke he just read LOL your one is also a repeat  .......so i'd take back that statement if i were you 8 Valves of glory wrote: Yo mama is so poor she go to KFC to lick other peoples fingers
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Posted: 03 Oct 2008, 09:37 |
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o no I APOLOGISE... i was wondering where i heard that one before
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Posted: 03 Oct 2008, 09:43 |
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jou ma is soe vet hulle gebruik ha vet rolle as rollers by Dynotech
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Posted: 03 Oct 2008, 09:45 |
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APOLOGY ACCEPTED @funnelman
Yo Mama's So Fat... when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
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Liverpool, Liverpool, How did you fair? You beat us twice but no trophy was there, Don't be bitter don't have a moan, Tune in on Wednesday and watch us in Rome, 18 times and thats's a fact, Champions League finals back to back!
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Posted: 03 Oct 2008, 09:49 |
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yaaz wrote: jou ma is soe vet hulle gebruik ha vet rolle as rollers by Dynotech
bol!!! antonio_26 wrote: APOLOGY ACCEPTED @8valves we understand yo Mama's So Fat... when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton. so its all good  i think that apology was directed more at Funnelman 
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Yo momma so poor she has a welfare mat on her porch
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Posted: 03 Oct 2008, 09:51 |
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8 Valves of glory wrote: Funnelman wrote: Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
me too His so stupid he repeat a joke he just read LOL Oh Shite...Never saw it..... Yo mama was in the way.....Couldn't see it... _________________   Speed has never killed anyone.........Suddenly becoming stationary....... That's what gets you....!!! Jeremy Clarkson
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Posted: 03 Oct 2008, 09:54 |
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Yo mama is so hairy, She got afro's on her nipples..
_________________ Speed has never killed anyone.........Suddenly becoming stationary....... That's what gets you....!!! Jeremy Clarkson
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Posted: 03 Oct 2008, 09:56 |
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Funnelman wrote: 8 Valves of glory wrote: Funnelman wrote: Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
me too His so stupid he repeat a joke he just read LOL Oh Shite...Never saw it..... Yo mama was in the way.....Couldn't see it... bol!
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Posted: 03 Oct 2008, 10:06 |
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Yo Mama's So Fat... she's on BOTH sides of the family.
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Liverpool, Liverpool, How did you fair? You beat us twice but no trophy was there, Don't be bitter don't have a moan, Tune in on Wednesday and watch us in Rome, 18 times and thats's a fact, Champions League finals back to back!
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Posted: 03 Oct 2008, 10:11 |
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Yo mama's so bald you can see whats on her mind! 
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Posted: 03 Oct 2008, 10:24 |
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Yo Mama's So Fat... when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party
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Liverpool, Liverpool, How did you fair? You beat us twice but no trophy was there, Don't be bitter don't have a moan, Tune in on Wednesday and watch us in Rome, 18 times and thats's a fact, Champions League finals back to back!
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Posted: 06 Oct 2008, 16:11 |
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Yo mamma got 1 toe and 1 knee they call her TONY
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Posted: 06 Oct 2008, 16:20 |
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yo mamma only got 3 fingers and she runs around stealing bowing balls
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Posted: 06 Oct 2008, 16:21 |
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yo mamma got 2 fingers and she the senator for world peace
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Posted: 06 Oct 2008, 16:23 |
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yo mamma so short i can see her feet on her drivers licence
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Posted: 06 Oct 2008, 16:24 |
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yo mamma so stupid she sold her car for petrol money
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Posted: 07 Oct 2008, 07:38 |
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yaaz wrote: yo mamma so stupid she sold her car for petrol money
bol!!!! "Your Mamma is so ugly her nickname is hairy pooter " "Your Mamma is so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh!t out of the toilet." "Your Mamma is so ugly she shaves her pits with a lawn mower "
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Posted: 07 Oct 2008, 09:24 |
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talking about mammas here's Corsa Addicts mamma  yo mamma breath stink so much you bought her roll-on and spay as breath mints
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Posted: 07 Oct 2008, 09:29 |
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