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 Posted: 01 Oct 2008, 12:58 |
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Jou ma so confused sy dink Carols by candelight is Carol se birtday !
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Posted: 01 Oct 2008, 13:02 |
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Your mama so fat she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anorexic.
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Posted: 02 Oct 2008, 09:04 |
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Jou ma se huis is soe klein, toe ons 'n large pizza order to moet ons dit buite eet
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Posted: 02 Oct 2008, 09:07 |
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yo mamma so uitgevriet she picks her teeth with a gatsby
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Posted: 02 Oct 2008, 09:09 |
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Yo mama is sooo fat when she stands on a scale it shows [To be continued]
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Posted: 02 Oct 2008, 13:50 |
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Jou ma is so dom as die KFC advertensie op kom dan pak sy die borde uit
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Posted: 02 Oct 2008, 13:55 |
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Az33z wrote: Yo mama is sooo fat when she stands on a scale it shows [To be continued]
Yo mama is sooo fat when she stands on a scale it shows [ One at a time please]
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Liverpool, Liverpool, How did you fair? You beat us twice but no trophy was there, Don't be bitter don't have a moan, Tune in on Wednesday and watch us in Rome, 18 times and thats's a fact, Champions League finals back to back!
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Posted: 02 Oct 2008, 14:03 |
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Jou ma is so vet as sy op 'n tien rand trap dan spat die change
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Posted: 02 Oct 2008, 14:59 |
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jou ma is soe lelik sy gaan in by die house of horrors dan kom sy uit met 'n application form...
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Liverpool, Liverpool, How did you fair? You beat us twice but no trophy was there, Don't be bitter don't have a moan, Tune in on Wednesday and watch us in Rome, 18 times and thats's a fact, Champions League finals back to back!
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Posted: 03 Oct 2008, 08:39 |
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Yo mama is so dumb, she came here and posted jokes about herself.
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Posted: 03 Oct 2008, 08:48 |
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Yo mama is so fat...You have to roll her ass in flour and look for the wet spot to f*ck her..
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Posted: 03 Oct 2008, 08:49 |
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Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
_________________ Speed has never killed anyone.........Suddenly becoming stationary....... That's what gets you....!!! Jeremy Clarkson
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Posted: 03 Oct 2008, 08:51 |
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Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
_________________ Speed has never killed anyone.........Suddenly becoming stationary....... That's what gets you....!!! Jeremy Clarkson
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Funnelman wrote: Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
 - good one!
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Posted: 03 Oct 2008, 08:52 |
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Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
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Posted: 03 Oct 2008, 08:58 |
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Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
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Posted: 03 Oct 2008, 09:15 |
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Yo mama is so poor she go to KFC to lick other peoples fingers
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Posted: 03 Oct 2008, 09:20 |
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i see some repeat jokes up in here
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Posted: 03 Oct 2008, 09:27 |
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Funnelman wrote: Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
me too His so stupid he repeat a joke he just read LOL
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Posted: 03 Oct 2008, 09:31 |
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Yo Mama's So Fat... her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard!
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