Opel Club Cape Town

Koos was walking through his veld one day when he spots some People drinking water from his farm dam.He shouts, "Moenie die fokkin water drink nie, julle poepholle, dis vol fokkin k@k en kolera - julle sal vrek!"The 1 guy, wearing a youth league t-shirt says, "I'm Julius Malema, and I refuse to speak your Boere language, you must speak English to me!"

Koos replies, "Use boaf hands, Boet, you gets much more water"

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