Opel Club Cape Town

Midget women goes to the doctors , and says doctor I’ve got an itchy fanny , doc lifts up her skirt , gets some scissors and goes snip snip , he says is that better , the midget says a bit better ,



but it 's still itchy doc , so the doctor lifts her skirt up again , snip snip snip snip , is that better the doc says , yes the midget replies , fantastic , what did u do doctor ,



the doctor replies ,



cut the fur off the top of your boots!

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"n Man sonne n Opel is n man sonne n Opel" - Nous ek n man sonder OPEL
Current - BlikMetWiele E90 320i aka Kar
Ex - Corsa D 1.6T Sport aka Lola
Ex - Corsa B 1.6 lite aka Lala

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Speed has never killed anyone.........Suddenly becoming stationary....... That's what gets you....!!! Jeremy Clarkson

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U812

lol

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Current:
2003 Opel Astra GSi
1982 Volkswagen Golf MK1 GT - under construction
Ex:
2000 Opel Corsa GSi (C20XE - 15.5s @ Tarlton)
2006 Chevrolet Aveo 1.5 LS (R.I.P written off )
1995 Opel Kadett 200t S(stock standard except lowering springs) - R.I.P
1997 Opel Corsa 130i E(viper branch & f/f,70/40 drop,derestricted airbox!) - sold
1989 Opel Kadett 160 GSE(stock standard) - sold