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Mr Lupini wrote: Yo' Mama's head is so big, when it rains, her clothes don't get wet.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put a band-aid on her haircut.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, her brainstorms are more like drizzles.  now why you don't answer your phone? 
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Posted: 20 Nov 2009, 13:15 |
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sh!t thanks
i was about to send out emails to our mailing list!
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Posted: 20 Nov 2009, 14:12 |
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Mr Lupini wrote: Yo' Mama's head is so big, when it rains, her clothes don't get wet.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put a band-aid on her haircut.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, her brainstorms are more like drizzles.
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Posted: 28 Jan 2010, 10:50 |
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The other day a guy called me in response to an ad I put in the Cape Ads for a T3/T4 turbo.
After the first few queries he started making jokes about my mother, about how the turbo is as big as my mother's this and how it boosts like my mother's that and the other, and I could hear the laughter of his friends in the background.
I could have told him my mother is seriously ill with cancer (which can't be treated) and that she has been bedridden for the last 4 months, but I doubt he would have cared because thats the level of respect our society has dropped too.
I let him have his fun, in the hope that one day when his mother is laying on her deathbed, that he will realise the error in his ways, or perhaps some other degenerated individual will call him and do the same to him.
Anyway, making jokes about someone else's mother, however much in jest or even if the mother doesn't exist, in my opinion is not funny at all.
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Posted: 28 Jan 2010, 11:03 |
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Very true what you say...I am also at fault then, if this thread is taken into consideration Apologise for that By the way, that guy who called you, will have his day - Karma 
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dude - sorry to hear about your mom . . . this thread is just for jokes. . . .no decent person actually says these kinda things to somebody ....  the person that called u is clearly up to crap and like Lugie says - KArma ...although its also not nice to wish bad things on other people , i hoep he gets his day and has the time to reflect upong all his ill-doings
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Posted: 02 Mar 2010, 08:17 |
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Your momma is so fat she's got a camel-toe on her each of her elbows..
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Posted: 02 Mar 2010, 08:51 |
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jou ma is sooo dom...
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she drives a uno
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Yo' mama's so ugly....
when she was a baby they tinted the incubator.
Yo' mama's so ugly....
when she stands in front of the mirror people tell her to stop watching horror movies.
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OPELADDICT wrote: Yo' mama's so ugly....
when she was a baby they tinted the incubator.
Yo' mama's so ugly....
when she stands in front of the mirror people tell her to stop watching horror movies. BOL
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lmimp !!
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Yo mamma so fat
When she sits at the table in the kitchen having lunch,
Her elbows stick out the loung windows
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yaaaassssis u people are rude. Vrek funny but yoh yoh yoh, ruuuuuuuuuude. hehehhe Only in cape town ne.
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and some jozi 2
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is so dom when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport
Left" she turned around and went home.
is so dom she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
is so dom it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
is so dom she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it
said "concentrate".
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crispy boss wrote: Yo mamma so fat
When she sits at the table in the kitchen having lunch,
Her elbows stick out the loung windows ....lmimp .....my bru i just came across this now (delayed)....
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your Girlfriend's so fat.....the horse on her polo shirt is real. ...They had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'. ....i took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing. 
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Yo mama so black,
When she goes to night school the teachers mark her absent!
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Yo mamma so short you can see her feet on her driver's licence.
yo mamma smell so bad speed stick slowd down & got stuck.
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